posted on Monday, October 24, 2005 3:11 PM
by
Michael Sarver
Word-whipped
Nipple-butter
Ash Trash-day (A lesser known Catholic Hiloday)
Bear-skin Thug
Nintellectual
Erectevus
Walking Hypochondria
Gumball Machine-gun
Wood Extract
Bandini The Great
Potty Armor
Monkey Cacciatore
Don Keyhole (just fucking say it out loud long enough)
Beer Gardener
Rythm Methodists
Lip-slack
Ginko-baloney
Shtick-up
Udder Abandon
Basket Case-worker
Chonch-shell
Licker-store
Short-Change Machine
Brown-Ring Circus
Palm Bleeder (I like my Christian psychics with a side of stigmata)
Old favorites:
Donkey Showdown
Penile Implantation